Ab tak aapne padha, main (Rahul) kaise ek bhaiya ek bhabhi ek maa aur sandhya se milta hu. Ab aage..
Main class khatm hone ka intezar kar raha tha ki kab ye borring topic khatam hoga kab main sandhya ke sath jaunga, kab meri suni si scooty pe meri princess baithegi.
Pehli baar jindagi me mujhe kisi ko dekh kar mere dil me halchal uthi thi, kitni pyaari hai kitni sidhi, gora sa mukhda lambe kaale baal pyaari si muskaan na jada lambi na hi jada chhoti.
Kapdo me sadgi, salwaar kamij pehne hue, aise lagta tha koi pari utari ho asman se. Agar ye keh de to chaand tare tod kar jameen me fulon ki tarah saja du.
Kab ye class khatam hogi kab usse baat karne ko milegi. Baat karti hai to aise lagta hai jaise phool jhad rahe ho.
Teacher – rahul kaha khoye hue ho?
Main – (hadbadate hue) haan sir.
Teacher – idhar dhyan do.
Main – haan sir.
Kisi tarah wo class khatam hui aur ek baja, main stand ki taraf badha scooty nikal kar bahar uska intejar karne laga.
Kuchh der me rashmi mujhko dikhai di, wo apni kisi saheli se baat karti hui aur aate hue mujhko dekh kar muskurai aur hath dekar rukne ko kaha 2 mins ka ishara karte hue. Maine bhi sir hila kar ashwasan dia, fir wo kuchh der baad aayi.
Sandhya – arre yaar wo meri friend ko notes chahiye tha wahi de rahi thi.
Main – it’s ok.
Maine scooty badha di. Main shanti se scooty chala raha tha.
5 min baad..
Sandhya – class me tumko sir ne bulaya tha. Koi problem thi kya??
Main – (mann me – tumhari hi yaado me khoya tha) arre yaar bas aise hi ghar ki kuchh baat yaad aa gai thi.
Sandhya – haan ho jata hai, aisi borring class me.
Main – hmmm.
Fir wahi shanti..
5 min baad..
Sandhya – tumhara ghar kaha hai?
Main – bas us mod se thoda sa aage. 10-12 makaan chhod kar.
Sandhya – badhiya hai.
Fir wahi shanti..
5 min baad..
Sandhya – tumhare ghar me kon kon hai??
Main – maa, bhaiya, bhabhi. Bhaiya adhiktar bahar rehte hai.
Fir thodi der baad mod aa gaya wo utar kar chali gai aur mai aage badh gaya, main thoda sa aage badha, fir scooty khadi ki aur pichhe daud kar aaya, maine gali me se jhank kar sandhya ko dekha, par wo nahi najar aai.
Mai mayus sa apne ghar ko dheere dheere chal diya, kash maine usse sahi se baat ki hoti, usse number hi le liya hota. Par main in sab mamlo me bewkoof aur aise bewkoofo ke sath aisa hi hota hai. Beta tum chup chaap padho aur kuchh na ho payega.
Isi mayusi ke sath ghar pahucha gaya. Ghar pahuchte hi bhabhi mili. Meri najre bhabhi se mili par bhabhi ne kuchh nahi kaha.
Bhabhi – jaldi se aa jaao khana taiyar hai.
Main – ji bhabhi.
Room me jaa kar apne aap par gussa utarta hua. Fir hath muh dhokar neeche aa gaya.
Lunch par..
Maa ji – beta aaj bajar se jakar meri dawa la dena.
Main – thik hai maa aur kuchh chahiye ho to bata dijie mall ja kar le aaunga.
Maa ji – bhabhi se puchh lena.
Bhabhi – nahi maa isko mat pareshan kijiye padhne dijie main le aungi.
Main – bhabhi main le aunga mere rehte hue aap ko pareshan hona pade to bekar hai.
Bhabhi – tum padho.
Main – maa main jaunga.
Bhabhi – tum mat pareshan ho.
Maa ji – tum dono lado mat tum dono jaao aur saman lekar aao. Waise bhi rashmi tum pura din ghar me bor hoti rehti ho isi bahane thoda ghum logi.
Main – haan bhabhi ye sahi hai. To kitne samay chalna hai?
Bhabhi – 4 baje tak chalte hai.
Main – thik hai.
Fir main room me aakar sandhya ke khayalo me kho gaya. Kab jane ka samay ho gaya pata nahi chala.
Bhabhi kamre me – chalne ka mann nahi hai kya?
Main – sorry bhabhi dimag se utar gaya.
Bhabhi – achha ji aaj kal bahut dimag se utar raha hai. Kuchh to baat hai?
Main – koi baat nhi hai bhabhi.
Bhabhi – na batao apni bhabhi se hum to bas naam matar ke bhabhi hai.
Main – aisa mat kahiye bhabhi. Aisi koi baat nhi hai. After all u are my best bhabhi, best teacher, best friend.
Bhabhi – main best friend kab se ho gai.
Main – kuchh anjaan rishte khud b khud ban jate hai. Agar sahi na lage to maaf kar dijiye.
Bhabhi – arre main to aise hi keh rahi hu. Mujhe bhi koi dost mil gaya isi bahane. Chalo ab jaldi taiyar ho jaao.
Main – ok bhabhi, main aata hu.
Bhabhi – main bhi taiyar ho jati hu.
Main – ab kitna taiyar hogi, aap to sabhi kapdo me sundar dikhti hai.
Bhabhi – chal hat pagal. Jaldi taiyar ho kar neeche aao.
Main – ji bhabhi.
Thodi der me main niche aa gaya.
Man – bhabhi chale.
Bhabhi – bas do min.
Main – thik hai.
10 min baad..
Main – bhabhi chale.
Bhabhi – bas 2 min.
After 5 min..
Main – bhabhi chale.
Bhabhi – bas 2 min.
Main – aap to aise taiyar ho rahi hai jaise aaj ke baad kabhi jane ka mauka nahi milega.
Bhabhi – bas aa gai.
Bhabhi ne jab darwaja khola. Main to bhabhi ko dekhta hi reh gaya. Bhabhi red sari me bahut hi sweet lag rahi thi.
Wo boli – ab chaloge bhi ya dekhte hi rahoge.
Main – aapko aise jaana hai kya?
Bhabhi – kyun kharab lag rahi hai kya? Sadi kafi purani hai?
Main – bhabhi aapne bodyguard movie dekhi hai.
Bhabhi – haan.
Main – tab mujhe waise hi salman khan banana padega.
Bhabhi – kyu?
Main – for security perpose.
Bhabhi – bas bhi karo chalo ab. Ab late nahi ho raha.
Main – haan bhabhi.
Maine scooty nikali bhabhi ko baithaya aur mall ki taraf chal dite, thodi der baad..
Bhabhi – ek baat puchhun sach sach batana.
Main – ji bhabhi.
Bhabhi – aaj jab tum coaching se aaye the to itna jyada udas kyu the?
Main – kab bhabhi?
Bhabhi – ab jyada bano mat. Sach sach batao.
Main – bas aise hi ghar ke baare me soch raha tha. Bhaiya aapke aur maji ke tabiyat ke baare me soch raha tha.
Bhabhi – to isme udas hone ki kon si baat hai?
Main – bas aise hi.
Bhabhi – batao bhi?
Main – bhaiya ko gaye itne din ho gaye. Phone bhi nahi karte hai aap bhi akeli ho jati hai. Maa ji ki tabiyat bhi kharab ho gai thi. Agar kuchh ho jata to?
Bhabhi – ab se aisi faatu ki baate mat sochna. Waise bhi ab tum ho to hame koi dikkat nahi hai.
Main – bhaiya kab aa rahe hai?
Bhabhi – kuchh batate nahi hai, jab mauka milta hai aa jate hai.
Ye baate karte jarte kab mall aa gaya pata hi nhi chala.
Main – scooty park karke aata hu.
Bhabhi – ok.
Fir hamne ghar ke liye kafi saman khareeda.
Ham log abhi maal ghum hi rahe the. Bhabhi thoda sa alag hokar saman khareed rahi thi. Aur trolley lekar chal rahi thi aur dusri taraf dekh rahi thi.
Tabhi achanak unki trolly dusre ki trolley se takra gai. Aur dono trolley ka saman pura gir gaya. Wo trolley kisi ladki ki thi. Jisne short skirt aur top pehni hui thi sexy look me thi bahut hot dikh rahi thi.
Ladki – andhi ho kya? Dekh kar nahi chal sakti, pata nhi kaha kaha se aa jate hai!!!!
Bhabhi to aise hi shocked thi kuchh bol nhi paayi. Tab tak main pahuch gaya.
Main – aram se baat kijiye, galti ho jati hai.
Ladki – to dekh kar chalna chahiye tha na. Kuch saleeka sikhao dehati ko.
Main – apne aap ko bahut modern samjahti ho. Pehle khud baat karne ka tarika seekho fir dusro ko kaho. Aainda se dobara kuchh mat bolna.
Ladki – to kya kar loge?
Bhabhi – rahul jane do shaant ho jaao, ye lijie aapka saman ye raha, dekhie pura hai ki nhi.
Us ladki ne apna saman liya aur chali gai. Fir hamne apna saman uthaya aur aage ki or chal diye. Mera pura dimag kharab tha.
Bhabhi – ab apna mood sahi karo. Chalo kuchh khate hai.
Main – bhabhi ab mera mood nhi hai, mujhe kuchh nhi khana, chaliye ghar chalte hai.
Bhabhi – chalo burger khate hai tumko bahut pasand hai na.
Main – nahi bhabhi mujhe kuchh nhi khana.
Bhabhi – plzzz chalo na maan jaao waise bhi main pehli baar ghar se bahar nikli hu aise kharidadari karne. Mere karan mood mat kharab karo poora maja kharab ho jayega.
Main – sorry bhabhi. (mujhe meri galti ka ehsaas hua bechari bhabhi hamesha ghar me hi rehti hai, pehli baar ghar se nikli hai aur main poora maja kharab kar rha hu, dekho kitna khush hokar taiyar hui thi) chalo aapke pasand ka kuchh khate hai. Chaliye fulki pite hai ya chaat khate hai.
Bhabhi – haan chalo fulki pite hai.
Fulki pine ke baad hamne ice cream khai aur ham log mall se nikal rahe the. Tabhi bhabhi ki nigah ek lanhge chunri ki taraf gai.
Bhabhi – kitna pyara hai, kitna achha design hai. Kadhai bhi hai, par ab kaha pehnana hai.
Main – kyu nahi pahnna hai. Kisi function me kisi party me.
Bhabhi – tumhare bhaiya rehte hi kaha hai jo kahi jana pade.
Main kuchh nahi bol paya.
Wakai wo bahut hi pyaara tha.
Main – bhabhi aap bahar chaliye mai scooty lekar aata hu.
Bhabhi – thik hai.
Main jaldi se wapas gaya aur wo lehnga chunri pack kara kar scooty ki diggi me rakh di aur bahar aa gaya.
Main – chaliye bhabhi.
Ham log jaise hi aage badhe ek multiplex mila.
Main – bhabhi movie dekhe kya??
Bhabhi – nahi mujhe movies nahi pasand hai.
Main – chalo na bhabhi.
Bhabhi – nahi aaj nahi, fir kabhi,, agar fir aaye to dekh lenge!! Abhi late ho rahe hai.
Ab main kuchh nahi bol paya aur hum log baate karte karte ghar pahuch gaye.